SarahClare
the night before last
I walk in to my room and adams passed-out drunk on my couch… full clothing and shoes.
I say “Adam ‘you comin’ to bed?”
his responce “fuuuckkk youuuu.”
I say “ok you’re sleepin’ on the couch tonight.”
wake up at 7 in the morning to adam crawling back into bed
saying “why was I on the couch?”
ummmm blonde moment
I just looked at the state to the right of texas and was like
“Uhh this map is miss-marked that is NOT L.A.”
….its Louisiana
and Los Angeles is not a state
via www.mapave.com
McDonald's Makeover
More than 30 years after its last redesign, McDonald’s is again undergoing a major facelift. What will the new design features be?
- A lounging section with couches and armchairs, created solely to give McDonald’s employees the extra-humiliating task of extracting pickle slices wedged under the cushions
- Nude marble Ronald McDonald sculptures
- PlayPlace jungle gyms and ball pits will be replaced with more urbane kid-sized yoga mats and mini squash courts
- Condiment stations broadened to accommodate diaper-changing
- Hamburglar now played with simmering intensity by veteran actor Robert Duvall
- Talking toilets will tell customers how many calories they just expelled
- Extra Dr Pepper dispenser in each soda fountain
- Tables feature the “Again Button,” which customers can hit if they want employees to bring them the same meal again
- Slogan “I’m Lovin’ It” to be changed to “I’m Loving It”
via: theonion.com
